Top 10 Worst Bands According to B

27Feb08

Dear Reader,  I am sorry if I hurt your feelings. Not everyone has the same taste.

10. Dave Matthews Band. It is not because their music is bad. It is because I cannot tell one song from the next.

9. Nickelback. Also the same song over and over and over.

8. 3 Doors Down. Ugh.

7. Sixpence None The Richer. That damn song “Kiss Me” was on the radio literally for years. I had it stuck in my head for years.

6. New Found Glory. For remaking “Kiss Me” so that damn song is once again on the radio. You mother f*****s.

5. Beyonce. “Crazy in Love,” “Me, Myself and I,” “Baby Boy,” “Naughty Girl”…. the list of songs that were average and yet overwhelmed the radio for no real reason continues. The only one that I liked is “Irreplaceable” and that is because one of my friends really liked it. It was cute how excited she got when it came on the radio, so I had positive feelings associated with it. But do not like own it or anything. Ew.

4. Metallica. Songs sound the same. (Notice a pattern?)

3.  The Sharktopus. You are going to have to look that one up.

2. Simple Plan. One of the first bands responsible for the recent wave of bands that actually just cannot sing. At all. Off key the whole time.

1. Boys Like Girls. The 2000’s version of Backstreet Boys. I do not date guys who have better hair than I do, and I do not listen to bands that care more about their hair than their music.

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